Aslan Vs. Alien

Many fans of the Narnia series know that Aslan is Lord of many worlds, not justof Narnia.

Some Christians claim that he is also Lord of earth, but the Bible says that the incarnate Lord of this earth came in the form of a man. My point? I theorize that Jesus and Aslan are part of a galactic force fighting evil across the universe.

Some say that Jesus and Aslan are the same "figure" or "person" because they both defeated their enemies through dying and resurrecting. Whatever. JESUS IS NOT A FREAKING LION! It says in the Bible that they whipped Jesus, it never talks about his mane! It mentions his crown of thorns, never his fierce fangs and razor sharp claws. And the thing I find the most offensive is that this would imply that Jesus had a tail.

Imagine that on a crucifix.

By the way, Aslan was killed by a witch on a stone table, which is nothing like a cross.

So what do I make of both Aslan and Jesus using the same method to defeat their enemies? Clearly they had the same evil fighting tactics taught to them in their training. That makes sense of everything, without ever having to pretend Jesus was a feline.

Some have asked me, "Yo! Is Neo part of the Galactic good guys?!" For those of you thinking that I have two words for you. Come on. Silly people, Neo is a fictional character. Fictional character. The world of The Matrix could never be reality.

Just ask Gandalf.

So ladies and gentlemen, with that in mind, here's the buzz. The buzz is that there is a script circulating around Hollywood that explains the history and inner workings of the Galactic Posse that the Son of Man and the King of Cats are part of, and that it has them fighting interplanetary evil. That's right, the Alien and the Predator(s). ApparentlyParamount execs seem pretty keen, but there's no official word yet. My guess is that this script will be picked up within the next year, depending on the success of the first Narnia film and the possibility of sequals. We will probably see a preview between 2008-2010. Unless the world ends (*caugh* Edwin...).